I'm patiently waiting for the Senate vote on the repeal of DADT (Don't Ask Don't Tell) which isn't looking good. In the meantime I had this joke to share:
Have you heard of the new shot called Lindsay Lohan?
It's basically a Red Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.
Hehe. Thanks to Mel, the Captain, or J. for the joke, I can't remember who told it first.