Thursday, November 22, 2007

Monday, July 02, 2007


So fucking bored! My schedule of late has me closing a lot of shifts. When I get off work there's absolutely NOTHING to do. I got off work after the Saturday night shift at 2:30 in the morning. Anyone out there have any suggestions on late night entertainment? My routine as of late is to flop down at the computer, listen to some tunes, and drink a couple of beers... livin' the dream!

Maybe I should go back to serving/bartending; less hours and more money. The picture is from Mother's day last year (2006). I had a five alarm hang over while working the "busiest" day of the year! Eww it appears as though dad is drinking Beringer's White Zin... America's number one wine. What does this tell us about ourselves (as Americans)?

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Be Yourself, Don't Hide

Don't be afraid to be weak
Don't be too proud to be strong
Just look into your heart my friend
That will be the return to yourself
The return to innocence
If you want, then start to laugh
If you must, then start to cry
Be yourself don't hide
Just believe in destiny
Don't care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don't give up and use the chance
To return to innocence

Saturday, June 09, 2007

RIP Jake

I got word from Doug that Jake passed away on the 6th of June. For those who don't know, Jake was the bassett hound we had a lifetime ago when we lived together in Enid and eventually in Edmond and Oklahoma City. While living in Enid we were visiting Oklahoma City and made the impulse purchase of Jake at a local pet store (not too long after the untimely demise of Sam I, our first beagle). He was a tri-colored basset hound (mostly black and white) with giant feet and ears that hung well to the ground. Not 24 hours after getting him home he became deathly ill and had to spend a couple days with the vet (puppy mill fever I think). After that the grumpy turd went on to live more than a decade! I'm not sure what makes me more sad, Jake's demise or the fact that my world and everything in it has changes so much in the last few years. Anyhoo Jake was a good dog that I loved as much as anything in this world and I'm terribly saddened by the news and maybe more saddened that I didn't take the time to see him the last couple of years (he stayed with Doug since I didn't have a place for him living in an apartment). From what Doug tells me Sam II the beagle (Jake's buddy and nemesis) continues to do well in his aging years. I really need to pay him a visit...

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Alive and kicking!

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Just working a lot. My next day off is the 30th. Peace out!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

April 26th

Click here to see what an historic day April 26th has been thoughout history!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What happens in Vegas stays on your police record!

By this time tomorrow I'm going to predict that Dann will be intoxicated... we'll see!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Old school Vegas. Here's what Cheapo Vegas has to say about our hotel destination, the Golden Nugget.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Three days to Vegas!

I want many of these.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Friday, March 23, 2007

Leaving FOR Las Vegas

One week to go! Longest. Week. Ever.

Friday, March 09, 2007

With Friends Like This...

Christ! Isn't birthday season over yet! (well except mine of course) From left to right: DJ, David Ba-ba-ba Barrett, Booty Taylor, Kim, Me, Jimmy, Ti-mon-su, Geoff, and Dann the man (isn't that ironic? Dann the man? ha ha ha). It was nice to be back at Sushi Neko for a birthday after we ventured out to The Melting Pot for Jenny's b-day. Happy birthday Taylor and Timmy! I'm next biatches!

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters is an action-adventure epic that tackles the mysterious circumstances that brought Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake together. An immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the balance of galactic peace, and it is up to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to run away from it. Complicating matters, the Plutonians team up with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past for ultimate control of the deadly device.

My name is...
Shake zula
The mic rula
The old schoolah
You wanna trip? i'll bring it to ya
Frylock and im on top rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock knock
Meatwad get the money see
Meatwad get the honeys g
Drivin in my car livin like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes and im a taraus
Cuz we are the aqua teens
Makes the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream
Cuz we are the aqua teens
Makes the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream

Haha aqua teen hunger force number 1 in the hood G

April 13th can't get here soon enough! Click here for the trailer.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Easy one, I suppose...

The poets sing how Pancho fell, Lefty's livin' in a cheap hotel
The desert's quiet and Cleveland's cold and so the story ends, we're told
Pancho needs your prayers, it's true but save a few for Lefty too
He only did what he had to do and now he's growin' old.

What did all the federales say?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Bruce 1; World Wide Web 0

Just try to see in the dark
Just try to make it work
To feel the fear before you're here
I make the shapes come much too close
I pull my eyes out
Hold my breath
And wait until I shake
But if I had your faith
Then I could make it safe and clean
If only I was sure
That my head on the door was a dream

Ok smarty pants, who sang the above lyrics?

Saturday, February 17, 2007


You can look at the menu,
but you just can't eat.
You can feel the cushions,
but you can't have a seat.
You can dip your foot in the pool,
but you can't have a swim.
You can feel the punishment,
but you can't commit the sin.

Who sings this song?

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Here (In Your Arms)

I like where you sleep
When you sleep, next to me
I like where you sleep... here

Cause our lips, can touch
And our cheeks, can brush
Our lips can touch here

Well you are the one the one that lies close to me
Whisper's hello I miss you quite terribly
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly
Now there's no place else I could be but here in your arms