Tuesday, June 08, 2010

It's Pool Season!

How do I know this? Not from the 90+ degree weather or because it's June. I know this because:

  • Matt and Justin tell me it's so.
  • I have patches of sunburn in random parts of my body from where the sunscreen began to wear off though I applied the spray evenly every hour. My left shoulder, right ankle, the left side of my belly, and my scalp itch constantly.
  • I'm drinking cocktails or (gasp) beer from plastic cups.
  • Everyone makes fun of my Speedo. Like the homeboy suits my friends are wearing are stylish!
  • I'm drunk on Saturday afternoon. Oh wait... that's just a normal weekend!

Trying to even out my "farmer's tan."

Justin and his money pasties.

Felicia McBushy. Eww.

4 comments:

matt said...

time to lose some weight!!

Dave said...

I'm in the same boat, though I've lost a little. I'd be happy just to shed about ten more pounds.

Mr Happy said...

NOTE TO EDITOR: Please add some Speedo pics.

Dave said...

Maybe when I get a new pair, the ones I have now are a little worn in!