Booty Call

Booty Call - (noun) 1. A phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants. Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck." 2. A clandestine or casual meeting to indulge sexual urges, devoid of any meaningful social engagement. Typically occurring between the hours of 12-4am, subsequent to one party becoming inebriated or failing to secure sexual relations with a more appealing partner(s).

So last night I'm sleeping very hard when my phone starts ringing around 2:30 AM. I'm completely out of it and I keep trying to turn it off thinking it's my 6:00 AM alarm. The next thing I know my phone is going off in conjunction with someone knocking on my front door. Someone thinks they're getting a booty call. For anonymity purposes we'll call the person at the front door Hank. I see or hear from him every couple of months, usually in this context. I open the door, snarl, and immediately go back to bed to sleep. I got my revenge early this morning, kicking him out of the house since I had to go to work!

Really, who does this sort of thing these days? I guess I want to know if this is a common occurrence with anyone else or if it has been in the past? Hooking up with someone at the clubs is one thing, but who just randomly shows up at someone's house in the middle of the week at nearly three in the morning? I would never do this to an ex-boyfriend, most of them would probably shoot me in the face at the door!

Bizarro World

Bizarro World - a place where everything is inverted, backwards, or just not right but similar.

I feel as though I'm living in Bizarro World. Examples:

The Dallas Cowboys are 1-7 half way through the regular season.

Though it's November it's 90 motherfucking degrees in my office.

The Oklahoma State Cowboys football team is in lone possession of first place in the Big 12 South.

The Texas Longhorn's football record thus far is 4-5.

The Oklahoma City Thunder are playing lousy defense.

Conan O'Brien has a show on TBS.

John Boehner with be the Speaker of the House in the 112th Congress.

A lot of drama went down Sunday night and I wasn't involved!

I'm telling you there's something weird in the air these days, or maybe I'm just bored...

Is Obama a Keynesian?

"Keynesian - Economic theories that advocate using government spending programs to increase employment. They are based on the thinking of John Maynard Keynes."



My boss brought this to my attention this morning, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! No, it really isn't funny. Well, ok, it is funny and a little sad...

Douche Bag

Douche Bag - someone who talks shit, starts shit, won't finish their shit, and at the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.

Hypocrite

Hypocrite - a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings. See also Sarah Palin.




Hockey mom extraordinaire, Sarah Palin gives President Obama a hard time about his use of teleprompters during speeches yet has to rely on crib notes on her hand!

Palin also takes offense to Rahm Emanuel using the word retarded yet has no problem with Rush Limbaugh using the term?

Typical politician. What a maverick...

Nostalgia

Nostalgia - a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations of the past.

Bedlam

Bedlam - a place, scene, or state of uproar and confusion.


Go Pokes! Beat the Sooners!