Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Go Away Lady Gaga!

Unless you've been living under a rock around here, Lady Gaga is bringing her tour to Oklahoma City's the Ford Center tonight. Frankly I'm so sick of hearing about it all over Facespace and constantly on the radio stations. You'd think it's the biggest thing to hit Oklahoma since the Land Run in 1889.

The good folks from the Westboro Baptist Church will also be attending the festivities in Bricktown, at least protesting the venue. From their website:

"Ford Center - Lady Gaga Concert 100 W. Reno Ave. WBC to picket Lady Gaga in Concert. There appears to be little to no hope for her, but who is to say what is doing with the souls of those who may be swarming to listen to your less-than-beautiful singing program? Not us! We do not own salvation. Therefore, while you ponder these glorious words: 1Corinthians 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. I say while you ponder those great words of wisdom, consider these parodied music lyrics written by our young elect lady to your favorite whorish tart to the tune of Telephone: 'No hesitation; you got more perversion to display But there's no part of you ya haven't pimped already You should've planned for curses from the God you disobey Now he hates all you do cause you love fornicating Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores Stop prayin', stop prayin', God will not hear you anymore You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores' Lady GayGay has done more to promote filthy and perversion not even to mention the fact that she is the very picture of modern DOOMED american spirituality (ugh, gag!). Keep your eye on this silly woman, as she and the Beast Obama are good examples of what you all love most about this vile nation. Praise God for the oil spill, and hurricane season that will soon spread that oil all across the land. AMEN!"

I really hate these people...

Jeebus, save me from your followers!

(The sign is one I made, obviously! If there were a God he would've already smote us for producing the Twilight Saga!)

1 comment:

Dann said...

I'm so over all the GaGa hype....I'll be glad when it's over and done with!