tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13934667.post111964750510098514..comments2023-10-29T02:49:56.686-05:00Comments on Dave's World: Dave's WorldDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04441043962494464528noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13934667.post-1120077171141396572005-06-29T15:32:00.000-05:002005-06-29T15:32:00.000-05:00Very funny and very true in some cases!Very funny and very true in some cases!Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04441043962494464528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13934667.post-1120070017890609162005-06-29T13:33:00.000-05:002005-06-29T13:33:00.000-05:00KNOW YOURSTATE MOTTO AlabamaHell Yes, We Have Elec...KNOW YOURSTATE MOTTO<BR/> <BR/><BR/>Alabama<BR/>Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Alaska<BR/>11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Arizona<BR/>But It's A Dry Heat.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Arkansas<BR/>Literacy Ain't Everything.<BR/><BR/><BR/>California<BR/>By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Colorado<BR/>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Connecticut<BR/>Like Massachusetts,<BR/>Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Delaware<BR/>We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Florida<BR/>Ask Us About Our Grand kids.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Georgia<BR/>We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hawaii<BR/>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru<BR/>(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Idaho<BR/>More Than Just Potatoes...<BR/>Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good<BR/><BR/><BR/>Illinois<BR/>Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Indiana<BR/>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free<BR/><BR/><BR/>Iowa<BR/>We Do Amazing Things With Corn<BR/><BR/><BR/>Kansas<BR/>First Of The Rectangle States<BR/><BR/><BR/>Kentucky<BR/>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names<BR/><BR/><BR/>Louisiana<BR/>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,<BR/>But That's Our Tourism Campaign.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Maine<BR/>We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster<BR/><BR/><BR/>Maryland<BR/>If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It<BR/><BR/><BR/>Massachusetts<BR/>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's<BR/><BR/><BR/>Michigan<BR/>First Line Of Defense From The Canadians<BR/><BR/><BR/>Minnesota<BR/>10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes<BR/><BR/><BR/>Mississippi<BR/>Come And Feel Better About Your Own State<BR/><BR/><BR/>Missouri<BR/>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work<BR/><BR/>Montana<BR/>Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,<BR/>and Very Little Else.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Nebraska<BR/>Ask About Our State Motto Contest<BR/><BR/><BR/>Nevada<BR/>Hookers and Poker!<BR/><BR/><BR/>New Hampshire<BR/>Go Away And Leave Us Alone<BR/><BR/><BR/>New Jersey<BR/>You Want A ##$%##! Motto?<BR/>I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto<BR/>Right here!<BR/><BR/><BR/>New Mexico<BR/>Lizards Make Excellent Pets<BR/><BR/><BR/>New York<BR/>You Have The Right To Remain Silent,<BR/>You Have The Right<BR/>To An Attorney...<BR/><BR/><BR/>North Carolina<BR/>Tobacco Is A Vegetable<BR/><BR/><BR/>North Dakota<BR/>We Really Are One Of The 50 States!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ohio<BR/>At Least We're Not Michigan<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oklahoma<BR/>Like The Play, But No Singing<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oregon<BR/>Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner<BR/><BR/><BR/>Pennsylvania<BR/>Cook With Coal<BR/><BR/><BR/>Rhode Island<BR/>We're Not REALLY An Island<BR/><BR/><BR/>South Carolina<BR/>Remember The Civil War?<BR/>Well, We Didn't Actually SurrenderYet<BR/><BR/><BR/>South Dakota<BR/>Closer Than North Dakota<BR/><BR/><BR/>Tennessee<BR/>The Edyoocashun State<BR/><BR/><BR/>Texas<BR/>Se Hablo Ingles<BR/><BR/><BR/>Utah<BR/>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus<BR/><BR/><BR/>Vermont<BR/>Ay, Yep<BR/><BR/><BR/>Virginia<BR/>Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Washington<BR/>We have more rain than you do<BR/><BR/><BR/>West Virginia<BR/>One Big Happy Family...Really!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Wisconsin<BR/>Come Cut The Cheese!<BR/><BR/>Wyoming<BR/>Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are ScaredAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com